Thought I would share some humor today as I sit here reading about how good BsidesLV, BH, and Defcon are going to help take away the pain/sadness of not being there. Here are the top 5 ways to tell you aren’t in Vegas:
1. You get up at 7am instead of going to bed at 7am.
2. Your bank account still has a positive balance.
3. Your twitter feed seems to be 3 hrs behind on its updates.
4. Your getting work done and making all the conference calls.
and last but not least – 5. Your sober at 9:00 am and not hungover.